FUNNY: “The one I trusted most has been advertising for husband while I am still alive”- Mike Ile

Mike Ile who is known for various kind of post in his multi fields of expertise took to Facebook today to post a funny heartbreak-like post mentioning his female friends in it. It is so funny and ribs cracking as we didn’t see it coming….Check it out below.

My former boo Kayla Chanai ran away with another man.
My extraordinary fantasy, Niqui Anekwe, is far away in Canada where Yoruba demons are confusing her.
The one I trusted most, Vivien Adaeze, has been advertising for husband while I am still alive.

My foreign boo…Bree Magubane…that one may be involved with a spirit husband.
When I wanted to love Simisola Ogunbanwo….I realised she was sister to another boo of mine….Omotoyosi Ogunbanwo…that one who does not love God but may walk down the aisle with me this Sunday.
My ride or die babe Olaide Anike Ogunkoya-Hunter is now married to a foreigner in faraway America.
Itoro Usoro, the one I call “Eyes of life” is in love with one short man like that. Not that I am tall anyway.
Progress Okuk…awwww…but she is busy laughing at a joke about bigots and female maggots.
Agbala Nwanyi that tall, impressionable one. Love her. But boo be subbing me up and down. I just dey look her.
Even Fify Osung disappeared. We are still looking for her.
That’s how Uyai Kimberly Esenowo abandoned me cos of Calabar men.
Just when I thought I had clicked with Chukwuba Chiluba….person don give her belle. What a life.
Right now I am driving towards 3rd Mainland bridge. I think you know why.
PS: I know all the bad guys on my list are already sending them friend requests. What a life.

ain’t Mike really funny? see some screenshot of replies he got from friends on Facebook.

you can read in details about the comment here on his timeline HERE

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Ike Ani is a Freelance writer whose quest constantly is to relate happenings around the world to human daily living. He's also a song writer and singer, Acoustic Guitarist, and Teacher.


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